"If you are an orange, don't try to be an apple. 'Cause some men really like oranges..."
Thank you, mother, for this and many other profound life lessons! Now everyone can stop wondering how I ever got so wise.
Happy Birthday, Mom! I love you very much! No dancing like a flamenco dancer in any restaurants today, OK?
Here is the present I got for your birthday. There's a really good story behind it. It's on its way in the mail.
